Reading Room EERIE SMITH AND WALTER WEARY "Variable One: When Ya Gotta Go -- Ya Gotta Go..."

What if Bill and Ted had functioning brains?

They might have been these two guys, who had a brief, never-reprinted run in Pacific Comics' anthology Pacific Presents in 1984.

Written and illustrated by Tim Conrad, this cover-featured premiere in Pacific Presents #3 was moved up on the schedule to fill in a gap due to Dave Stevens being late on the third installment of The Rocketeer!

Despite being promised for the next issue, The Rocketeer never returned to the anthology, instead going on to his own book.

Eerie and Walter did, as you'll see in the near-future...