Atomic Kommie Comics™ suggests you don't use those flimsy plastic bags for your Halloween booty.
Instead, try our specially-designed...

(Plus: We have Halloween Large Tote Bags and Diaper Bags at the same page!)
or, if you're in a more macabre (PG-13) mood...
They include a full side and bottom gusset and 22" reinforced self-fabric extra long handles for easy carrying.
And, they're machine washable! If you get fake blood or chocolate on it, you can easily clean it up!