Reading Room: When Frank Miller Did a Story About Dinosaurs...with a Delicious Ending!

Since One of the Criteria for our Halloween Dinosaur Blogathon is Only Earth-Based Dinos...

...we're re-presenting this titillating tale from Space Hero Saturdays which featured Frank Miller's redneck Space Hero, Lance Blastoff before we flood the Internet beginning on October 1st!

All I'm going to say is..."Just read it!"

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Tales to Offend

The Kool Comic featuring Lance Blastoff by Frank Miller
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Space Hero Saturdays TALES TO OFFEND "Lance Blastoff on the Dinosaur Planet"

Here's what a veteran of Don the Con's Space Force might be like...

...when he goes "independent contractor" after his tour of duty!

Lance Blastoff was Frank (Do I really have to tell you?) Miller's "redneck space hero" satire.

Though this tale first appeared in Dark Horse Presents #100 (1995), we're running the reprint from Dark Horse's Tales to Offend (1997) since it's in glorious full color by Marie Severin.

(The first appearance was b/w)

27 years later, he's the very embodiment of Don the Con's "Deplorables" set in an EC-style future!

He smokes!

He drinks!

He swears!

He lies to women...and they love it!

He's Lance Blastoff, and he says, "Get it while you can get it, then get going while the going's good!"

Lance Blastoff: Role model for the next millennium!

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Tales to Offend

The Kool Comic featuring Lance Blastoff by Frank Miller
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