Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Monday, September 6, 2021

Monday Mars Madness Presents "The Lost Cinematic Worlds of Barsoom" (We Call it Mars)

You may remember 2012's John Carter of Mars movie...
...bud did you know about the two movie versions that went as far as having test reels produced?
Or the low-budget Z-movie (not even good enough to be a B-movie) that went direct to cable TV?

In 1931, legendary animator Bob Clampett worked with John Coleman Burroughs (Edgar Rice's son) to create the following piece...


No movie studio was interested in backing the project.
Most told Clampett that their audiences has no interest in "realistic" animation!
(The Fleischer Brothers proved them wrong with Superman several years later...)

In 2004, Kerry Conran pitched a John Carter movie done in almost total CGI...

...like the movie he just completed, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow!
If Sky Captain had done better at the box office, Kerry undoubtedly would have been given the green light.
But, it didn't, and he wasn't.

There was a low-budget "updated to the present day" version, Princess of Mars, which went direct-to-video/cable/satellite TV just before the big budget flick opened!

It was so low-budget the Tharks didn't even have four arms, and were the same height as John Carter!
(Plus, Dejah Thoris was an ex-porn star!)

The mega-budget film that finally was produced after years of delays, rewrites, and changes in writers, directors, and cast, did poorly, though it was, in fact, damned good...


Because of its' poor performance at the box office, we're unlikely to see another attempt to bring Barsoom to life anytime soon...

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Sunday, September 20, 2020

Not Just Zombies....but ASTRO-ZOMBIES for Halloween!

 

Ah, Halloween...
One of our favorite times of the year here at Atomic Kommie Comics™!
What better time to promote our ghoulish goodies, including black hoodies and t-shirts (the perfect thing to wear during Zoom calls), tote/trick-or-treat bags, and mugs at Seduction of the Innocent™?
SEE: the moody moonlit graveyard of the full-color Italian poster for the original Night of the Living Dead!
SEE: the kitchy graphics of the rarely-seen Astro Zombies poster (believe it or not, the film was PG)!
SEE: the koolest ghoul of all...Vincent Price, on the classic poster for the original House on Haunted Hill?
And let's not forget
The Green Slime!
Last Man on Earth!
The ORIGINAL Demon Barber of Fleet Street!
I Married a Monster from Outer Space!
The ORIGINAL Little Shop of Horrors!
Occhio de Uccide!
AND (You knew we had to have this one) Plan 9 from Outer Space!
Make a kool-ghoul gift for your horrible hubby, wicked wife, boyfiend, or ghoulfriend with one of our collectibles! 
Buy them! Trade them! Collect 'em all!

Friday, November 15, 2019

Friday Fun MONSTERS UNLIMITED "Best of #7"

Welcome to the final issue of Stan Lee's 1960s humor magazine...
...where the creatures are classic and the one-liners are corny!

This issue also featured a letters page...
...which promised more audience participation in the next issue!
Sadly, #8 never appeared!
In 1972, Marvel expanded its' newsstand "footprint" with a line of new b/w magazines featuring monsters, barbarians, kung fu, and movies/tv shows (including Planet of the Apes and Doc Savage)!
They also re-introduced the "monster humor" concept with a new magazine; Monster Madness!
...but you'll have to wait until next Halloween to see them!
Next Friday, a new humor series!
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Monsters Unlimited #7

Friday, November 8, 2019

Friday Fun MONSTERS UNLIMITED "Best of #6"

The fun never stops when Stan Lee unleashes bad jokes...
...on classic movie and TV horror/sci-fi pix!
Would you call it "corny creepy"?
I do...
See you next Friday, boys and ghouls!
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Friday, November 1, 2019

Friday Fun MONSTERS UNLIMITED "Best of #5"

It seems Stan Lee had an almost unlimited amount of bad jokes...
...as exemplified by the examples seen here!
Remember week when we presented this page...
...we forgot to include the pic for the new contest!
Well, here it is!
...and here's the winning entry for the contest!
(BTW, there's a topical reference most of the current readers wouldn't get!
The recently-cancelled tv series Car 54, Where are You? starred Fred Gwynne...
...who, at the time of this magazine's publication was the lead in the new series, The Munsters...
...playing Herman Munster, whose appearance was based on the Universal Studios version of the Frankenstein Monster!
See you next Friday, boys and ghouls!
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Monsters Unlimited #5

Friday, October 25, 2019

Friday Fun MONSTERS UNLIMITED "Best of #4"

As of #4, Monsters to Laugh With changed it's title...
...to Monsters Unlimited!
But the Stan Lee-scripted word balloons on old (even in 1965) movie and TV horror/sci-fi pix remained as corny as ever!


Remember the caption-writing contest Stan ran last issue?
Well, here's the (as Stan put it) WEINER...
You'll see that pic Next Friday!
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Friday, October 18, 2019

Friday Fun MONSTERS TO LAUGH WITH "Best of #3"

What Did the Late Great Stan Lee Find Funny?
Why, taking old horror/sci-fi movie and TV show pix and adding silly word balloons to them!
And Stan wanted you, the reader to participate in the fun...
Did they publish the winners?
You'll hve to be here Next Friday to find out, True Believer!
BTW, this back cover pic is from The Man Who Laughs, starring Conrad Veidt...the visual inspiration for writer/artist Jerry Robinson's creation of The Batman's arch-enemy The Joker!
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