If you're a "deplorable" who supports Don (the Con) Trump...
...you probably can't afford to take a vacation this summer since you're not employed, or can't afford to do anything but take a "staycation" if you do get time off from your job!
So, to avoid the humiliation of admitting you can't afford to go anywhere, we're offering the chance to at least look like you went somewhere with a line of kool branded collectibles!
or
(You can claim you said "hi" to Donnie's buddy Vlad!)
